Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”
But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

Because it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!

When do you know you are in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-