Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”
But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

Because it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!

When do you know you are in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

A Question Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why the Hell Should I recognise?

We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...

What is the difference between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

What is the difference between Pongal and idly?


Think.. think.. think....................You ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?


Guess.. Guess.. Guess.. Guess... "FOOLAN DEVI..

Why does the bride & groom xchange garlands at the time of wedding.....


B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW YOU ARE DEAD"...........

What is the height of confusion?


Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study ? 
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100% Attendence... :-P

QUESTION - Where can you see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
.
. 
.
HUGGIES..

Teacher: What Is The Differnce between HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”
But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”