Why do we sometimes write 'etc' at the end in the exam?

Because it means...
E-End of
T-thinking
C-capacity.

How to Create the Biggest Doubt in your Wife's Mind for you?

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Just Suddenly send her SMS Saying..

"I Luv u too"
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GAME OVER.!

When do you know you are in love?

Ans. When you start searching for the cheapest mobile plan

What is the Difference between Young Age & Old Age?
Simple..

In Young Age
Phone Is Full Of Darlings Numbers..

In Old Age
Its Full of Doctors Numbers..!-

Why is Facebook such a hit?
It works on the principle that-

'People are more interested in others life than their own-!

A Question Asked In A Talent Test:

If You Are Married To 1 Of The Twin Sisters, How would You Recognize Your WIFE?

The Best Answer
- Why the Hell Should I recognise?

We Pronounce 22 as TwentyTwo, 33 as Thirty Three,
44 as FortyFour,
55 as FiftyFive, Why not 11 as OnetyOne?
Doubt By last bench asociation...

What is the difference between"GHAZAL" &"LECTURE"?

Every word spoken by the girlfriend is "GHAZAL"and Every word spoken by wife is "LECTURE"

What is the difference between Pongal and idly?


Think.. think.. think....................You ll get a holiday for pongal but not for idly.

What will be the girl's name born on 1st of APRIL?


Guess.. Guess.. Guess.. Guess... "FOOLAN DEVI..

Why does the bride & groom xchange garlands at the time of wedding.....


B'coz they say each affectionately that : "DARLING NOW YOU ARE DEAD"...........

What is the height of confusion?


Two earth worms Playing HIDE AND SEEK in a Plate full of noodles.

What is the Biggest Benefit of having a crush in the same college where you study ? 
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100% Attendence... :-P

QUESTION - Where can you see mangoes? On mango trees? NO.At fruit shop? WRONG AGAIN....Fir kaha?

ANS - Jaha jaha women go,piche piche Man(goes).

Aisi kaun si cheez hai,
jo kharidane wala kabhi pehanta nahi aur pehane wala kabhi kharidta nahi,
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HUGGIES..

Teacher: What Is The Differnce between HIMAMI
&
SUNAMI ?

Tintu: HIMAMI is Face Wash,
SUNAMI is Total Wash.!

Difference between Friend & Wife

You can Tell your Friend
“You are my Best Friend”
But

Do you have courage tell to your Wife
“You are my Best Wife?”